I’m not J.J. Abrams, who’s ultimately responsible. I’m just his Asian puppet....– John Cho (x) yo my heart is racing at the guts it takes to say something like this knowing full well what could happen. damn!!!! (via strugglingtobeheard)
dontwinfriendswithsalad: can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours
babyferaligator: haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch but mom Im homeschooled
vicecube: generatinghotnfreshwebcontent: aloejuice: what does everyone call their grandparents, i call mine meme and papa nana and papa “hey” and “no i’m not hungry”
Davos: Why did you come here?
Stannis: To fuck you.
Stannis: Free. To free you.
njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
rneerkat: rneerkat: whats a librarians favorite color read
petparent: “take the trash out” “clean your room” “stop wiping your butt on the curtains”
pillsbury-doughboi: why do people in spy movies ask other people “are you wearing a wire” like wtf do you expect them to say “whoa yeah i guess so u got me”
thesockmonkeyrenegade: gracethelostgirl: lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
inothernews: I love how everyone in the mainstream media today is talking about Tumblr like they know all about Tumblr. “It’s full of porn!” they say. ”Tumblr hasn’t succeeded in mobile!” they also say. “WTF are y’all talking about?” asks everyone actually on Tumblr.
dany: conquers all of westeros
greyjoys: excuse me we're still here
dany: who r u
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
nintendofunclub: c0caino: Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.