Disappointingly Entertaining
reddiemercury:

thegreenhermione:

katherinebloginson:

frankenzned:

ollielephant:

I will never get over how hard I laughed the first time I saw this

Oh man the… the thing it was from named it and just the mention of the name will set me off now
None Pizza with Left Beef

none pizza with left beef is probably the funniest possible thing i can think of right now

the first time i saw this i literally cried for ten minutes and i still burst out laughing every time “none pizza with left beef” 

I was in the car with my mom a few weeks back and I remembered this and I just started laughing so hard my eyes teared up and when mom was asking me what the fuck was up all I could do was howl NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF
anekie:

givemeajobplease:

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”

I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way. 
"I’m not going to have someone fuck up a seabass that cost £35 and pat him on the shoulder and say, ‘Well done, great job, go and have a line of coke’."

Gordon Ramsay responds to criticism over his vitriolic and expletive-laden style of giving feedback (via varannibal)

(via generalsnafu)

humansofnewyork:

Peter Parker gets cocky, allows himself to be photographed wearing Spider-Man shirt.

trusthim:

i could write seven books on how ron is not useless and how he’s a great friend to harry but i hear this woman named jk rowling already did

(via everythingharrypotter)

maudit:

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